Tuesday, December 01, 2020

Covid QR Check-in App, Day 1.

Tried my QR check-in app for the first time this arvo at a coffee shop in an Adelaide suburban shopping centre. 
 
Couldn't find a QR poster or sticker; didn't spot the single QR code until I sat down and noticed it on the back of a planter box that was facing into the coffee shop in a pretty obscure location. No sign of an alternative pen and paper based check-in. No staff member asked or directed any customer to check-in in any manner. Over the hour I sat there, not a single customer used the QR code. 
 
When I tried I got the sign-in screen that you are supposed to get on first use, but it would not accept my details on three attempts, saying I'd entered an invalid phone number. I hadn't. 
 
Later, at a separate shop in a different centre, signed in with a pen. Watched while several people pulled out their phones, fired up their camera and took a pic of the QR code, thinking they had checked in, not realising that all they had done was take a photo of a piece of paper.

Sunday, November 08, 2020

Darmok and Jalad Revisited.

Rudd & Turnbull on Insiders; Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra. It feels like déjà vu watching Rudd & Turnbull on Insiders this morning. Here's a link to my post inspired by a similar situation in November 2012: 

https://ianshort.blogspot.com/2017/05/darmok-and-jalad-at-tanagra.html

Thursday, November 05, 2020

Covid Test.


Back from Covid test. Negative, thank goodness, just a heavy cold. Thanks go to the dedicated and professional team at the Victoria Park drive-through testing station who also loved the Bundarra mask. A percentage of every Bundarra sale goes to The MaraWay, an indigenous non-for-profit with a focus on community outreach.

Wednesday, November 04, 2020

The People Have Spoken...

I am reminded of Bill Clinton's words: "The American people have now spoken, but it’s gonna take a little while to determine exactly what they said.”

Tuesday, November 03, 2020

Trump and magicians.

 

When you start out performing magic, you learn very quickly not to do a trick twice.
 
The first time you perform it, the misdirection and sleight-of-hand work because the audience doesn't know what to expect, and the final effect comes as surprise.
 
"Do it again," someone will usually say. But if you do, they now know what's coming and will try to figure out how you do it.
 
Mr Trump has a set repertoire of campaigning tricks. They worked in 2016 - like the name-calling, distraction and misdirection, confected outrage and contrived scandals such as the Clinton email debacle dropped in the last few days of the campaign - because it caught people unawares. They had never come across a presidential candidate like this before who didn't play by the rules and they had few answers to counter his actions.
 
Now in this campaign performance he is trotting out the same bag of tricks, even down to the alleged Biden emails on a mysterious laptop.
 
Could it be that this time round American voters, like the audience at a magic show who have seen this trick before, know what to watch for and are less likely to fall for political prestidigitation?

Friday, October 23, 2020

New Line-up.

Martin    Rob    Dave    Ian    Stephen

Looking forward to playing with our newly re-named 5-piece band Cold Sweat at the Gov tomorrow at 1.55. With a line-up of three other SA Live Music Club Bands it'll be a fun afternoon. 

Excited about debuting our new original song "Cold Sweat".

Saturday, October 17, 2020

First band outing in months...

First band outing in months since the easing of covid restrictions. Now called Cold Sweat, we played at a Saturday Session at The Gov. Thanks to Richard Tonkin, the SA Live Music Club and Stephen Rees (on bass) for the video. 

Also best wishes to Andrew Storer, vocalist and guitar player, who is retiring from the band after 12 years of rocking along, and Tom Symons, lead guitar and vocals, who is taking a break due to work commitments.

Friday, October 16, 2020


We took my granddaughter to the library today.
 

The book is "Singing in the Rain", a picture book based on the lyrics of the famous song and musical. 

Naturally after the first few pages my grown-up daughter and I started happily and heartily performing the song, much to the delight of the little one and the amazement and amusement of other library users.

Tuesday, October 06, 2020

50 years on...

Fifty years ago today, Ann and I first met on Notting Hill Gate tube station in London. We went for a drink in a now vanished pub in nearby Portobello Road.

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

Blast you, Phil Rickman. Why are you so good?

I used to call them “layers”.

They were the layers I tried to describe to my friends from Australia and Canada as I showed them around my old stamping grounds – the various layers that I saw superimposed on the picture postcard English villages and their surroundings.

I wanted my friends to look beyond the quaint “Olde Englishe” theme parks that some of the villages were turning into and to see them in a more real and interesting way.

One layer was the almost invisible aristocracy still sequestered here and there in their private bulwarks against the modern world. Another was the landed gentry and their families going back generations who formed a more visible upper crust in the communities. A few agricultural workers remained alongside the artisans and trades people who supported the rural industries. There were retirees fulfilling a dream or needing to downsize and stretch their nest-eggs. Another layer had cashed-up people from the cities seeking a country idyll or setting up their weekend retreats, plus a shifting population of city folk occupying the growing number of holiday lets.

Then there were the service-providers, the camp-followers attracted to the growth of newcomers as they tried to recreate bits of the lifestyle they previously enjoyed in their city suburbs. As the former High Street butcher, grocer, ironmonger and green-grocer were replaced by the new supermarket on the edge of town, their vacated premises were being refurbished and occupied by coffee shops, bistros, bijou craft shops and fashion boutiques. Ironically, such “improvements” risked spoiling the very things that drew them there in the first place.

Infrastructure was stretched to the limit by the relentless surge of tourists and newcomers while local authorities were torn between development and heritage, and between the conflicting needs and demands of the various layers in the community.

“But it’s more than that,” I told my friends. “There’s something else underlying it all, something less tangible.” I was talking about the whole ambience and character of the place; the ‘feel’.

At a casual glance, you got an impression of a genteel, polite Anglicanism or, here and there, a similarly unassuming Catholicism. Or at least a sort of vaguely Christian, nonchalant agnosticism.

But, I suggested, come the Equinox, Solstice and other significant dates, there’d be ceremonies and festivals that had their origins deep in the past, even if their present-day manifestations were now very much sanitised, and family- and tourist-friendly.

And if you dug deeper, I’d tell them, I bet you’d find a few private rituals; some would be new-age hippies in their endless quest for enlightenment and some might be middle-class thrill-seekers hoping to spice up their sex lives. And, I reckoned, here and there would be some who took it very seriously indeed and truly believed that they had secret, arcane knowledge and could command hidden powers. They would behave accordingly in their public lives.

“Just imagine the stories you could create, playing off the tensions and interactions between the layers,” I said.

“Well, why don’t you write a novel about it?” was a frequent response.

I told them I was thinking about it.

The setting was easy. Although I’ve lived in Australia for many years, I grew up on the very edge of the Birmingham conurbation with one foot in Warwickshire. The countryside through Evesham, Stratford and the Cotswolds was my playground. I’ve been fortunate to have been able to return and stay there many times, often with other overseas friends for whom I was privileged to act as unofficial tour guide.

The narrative was not a problem either; stories almost told themselves.

But the main protagonist was a challenge.

The stories were going to be mystery thrillers, but were they going to be police procedurals or amateur detective whodunits? Was the central character going to be a brilliant but eccentric police figure in the Barnaby and Morse/Endeavour mould, or a talented civilian somewhere in the Thea Osborne, Father Brown and Agatha Raisin tradition?

Was mine going to a policeman/detective - a bit of a rebel against authority with a past of playing in a rock and roll band? Or was he going to be a reclusive ex-rock star who gets drawn into investigating local mysteries? Either way, music was going to play a role both in providing narrative plot points as well as reflecting various themes.

I’d just about decided on the former and began sketching out some of the introductory scenes.

And then I stumbled across the Merrily Watkins mysteries.

Blast you, Phil Rickman*. Why are you so good?

I ploughed through the first 12 novels in the series in the space of a few months.

He had nailed it – the lot – and with two additional touches of brilliance.

First, the location and setting: what a stroke of genius to set it in the Border country where the various ‘layers’ and transformations that I had observed in the Cotswolds were in their early stages, where the tensions were newer and more recent, and emerging conflicts were rawer and unresolved.

And rather than just the layers, the focus was on the ‘borders’ between the layers, encapsulating in extended imagery both the layers themselves and the tensions between them.

The geographical setting of the border country between England and Wales becomes a metaphor for many of the borders that I described and others that Rickman perceived: past/present, rural/urban, environment/development, Christian/pagan, spiritual/mundane, sacred/profane, good/evil, this world and the next. The borders between them are very thin in Rickman’s Border country.

And his second stroke of genius is his main protagonist.

Leaves mine for dead, figuratively speaking.

Merrily is an astonishing creation, brilliantly reflecting various themes in the novels as well as exploring contemporary issues in society: the role of women, the diminishing influence of religion and the church, the quest for and nature of spirituality, the balance of life and work, the pressures of society and expectations, the parent/child relationship, the search for love and meaning in the modern world, the experience and value of belief, and the grey areas between certainty and doubt.

And then there is his use of the scenery and the environment almost like additional characters (OK that’s three strokes of genius). The whole border region comes alive with meaning as the stories move through it; sometimes of comfort, sometimes menace, but always strengthening the emotional impact. Add to that his subtle use of the weather and changing seasons; they not only provide plot points but also act as a backdrop that reflects the shifting moods of the narrative, reinforcing elements of the storylines. It’s a 21st century take on the Romantic poets’ “pathetic fallacy”.

And the thing that gets me every time is the “not-quite-knowing” at the end of each novel.

Yes, a crime has been solved, a culprit has met with some kind of civic or karmic justice, an underlying mystery is explained, various characters have learned from their experiences and grown a bit more, relationships have progressed and continuing sub-plots advanced.

And yet…

And yet, you are left wondering whether the heart of the mystery has really been resolved, and sometimes whether it was even real in the first place. You are not quite sure whether it was Merrily’s spiritual or physical intervention that uncovered the heart of the matter. Did her Deliverance practices reveal the truth of a past or recent tragedy and lay unquiet spirits to rest? Or was it her intuition, perception, courage and dogged persistence that helped her untangle a vexed situation?

I think that is one of the great things that helps make Merrily believable and memorable. Her self-doubt and mistrust of her own abilities helps us empathise and relate strongly to her character. In spite of her ongoing struggle with belief in the reality of what she is doing, she still continues to pursue a course of action to the bitter end, earning her our respect and admiration.

It keeps coming back to Merrily. She’s an Everyman, the protagonist in a Hero’s Quest, a seemingly ordinary person caught up in extraordinary events that reveal inner strengths and abilities in spite of fears and self-doubt. And the author has captured her many facets flawlessly.

Blast you, Phil Rickman. Why are you so good?
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*Note: Phil Rickman is the author of numerous novels, including the Merrily Watkins mysteries published in the UK by CORVUS/ATLANTIC. He lives near Ross-on-Wye in the Border country where the series is set.

Monday, June 01, 2020

Digital Native.

My two-and-a-bit-year-old granddaughter is fiddling with her gran's iPad looking for ABC Kids iView.

She is not familiar with the layout so she activates the voice control and tells the device, "Siri, I need Peppa Pig!"

Siri responds with her unfailingly cheerful voice, "This is what I found for you."

And displays the Pink Pig Wine Bar.

Saturday, March 07, 2020

Bearing Witness to Climate Change

We've been bearing witness to Climate Change at the Adelaide Fringe Festival in the Garden of Unearthly Delights - a complete reading of the IPCC report on climate change with 100 readers over 5 days.

On now, Mark Butler, Shadow Minister for Climate Change.

Reading continues throughout Sunday and Monday at WOMAD. #1point5degreeslive

A joint presentation by Flinders University and Carbon Neutral Adelaide where my daughter is Co-ordinator.

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Yes, nurse.

Our two-and-a-bit year old granddaughter has become used to seeing me with my arm in a sling. After eight weeks it has become a normal part of her world. She recites its history and rules of engagement: "Arrow break arm. Doctor fix arm. Arm very hurt. No bang Arrow arm."

Last week was the first time she saw me take it out of the sling to do some of the prescribed physio exercises. She stopped dead in her tracks, looked very worried, pointed to the sling and ordered, "Arrow, put hand in!"

Monday, December 23, 2019

Birth of a Legend

The day I come out of hospital after the broken shoulder incident, I'm sitting with our five-and-a-half year old grandson at lunch. He wants to ask a question.
"Arrow?"
I stop my one-handed food juggling as a thought occurs and I ask him, "What do you tell your school friends when they ask why you call me 'Arrow'?"
"I tell them it's your secret superhero name."
Near enough - it was my now-declassified code-name back in the day.
"Retired superhero," I correct him. "You've got two retired superhero grandfathers, Arrow and Jedda."
(Grandfather Karel is actually "Děda" which is Czech for 'Grandpa' but sounds as if it belongs to the same word group as 'Jedi' with its heroic overtones.)
With a suitably serious and thoughtful expression I say, "I wonder what your secret superhero name will be when you're bigger?" (I come from a proud line of straight-faced story-tellers and yarn spinners). "I guess you'll find out when the time comes."
"Anyway", I say, "what were you going to ask?"
"What happened to your arm?"
Suddenly I realise that although he was right in the middle of the mêlée, he is the only person who didn't actually see what happened. One second he was running around having fun, next second he was on the ground in a tangle of arms, legs, hosepipe and people screaming.
I say, "Remember when we were having a water fight yesterday, and chasing each other with the hosepipe?"
"Yes."
"And then we all got tangled in the hose and fell down?"
"Yes."
"Well, we were running very fast and were going to fall into the wall, so I put my arm out to stop us crashing into it. But we hit it so hard my arm broke."
He thinks about it for a moment, then his eyes widen.
"You sacrificed your arm to save us!"
For a moment I think perhaps I should unwind this a bit. But then I speculate on what he is going to tell his classmates when they return to school next year and are asked to describe what happened in the holidays.
"My superhero granddad Arrow sacrificed his arm to save me."
I think we can live with that.

Sunday, December 22, 2019

Them's the Breaks

The family evacuated their home in the Adelaide Hills and came to stay with us during last week's catastrophic bushfire period. In the evening of the hottest day, after the grandkids had been cooped inside all day, we got outside when the back garden was in shade and were having one of the best water battles, chasing each other with the hose and having a lovely time.

In one skirmish we all got tangled up, tripped, and I put my hand out to stop us crashing into a wall. I straight-armed into the wall, my shoulder sort of imploded and I went down in a screaming heap. I do not mean that figuratively.

My family is amazing; elder daughter took charge and called triple 0 while getting me and everyone else organised.

Caroline and Mary, the two brilliant ambos, got the worst of the pain under control and it took them plus a couple of firies whom they called in from a nearby job to get me onto a gurney, out of the garden and into the ambulance

I was admitted to the ED at the new RAH immediately, no queues or ramping on what was a very busy night.

Could not fault the staff or the care I got - all were excellent. Perhaps it would be good if politicians, decision-makers and quick-on-the-draw critics were compelled to spend a night as an observer in ED to see just what the staff have to put up with and how they go about looking after all kinds of people calmly and professionally.

Long story short - I have a very messy fracture of the head and neck of the humerus with bits and fragments generously scattered here and there. As the doc said, "You made a good job of it".

The bad news is that there is no procedure to fix it, just a collar and cuff sling, time, gritted teeth and occasional pain relief when it gets too bad.

Sleeping is a challenge, as is standing and sitting.

I was discharged the next morning with my sling and prescription and am now home. I think I am in for an interesting Christmas and New Year.

Saturday, October 05, 2019

The Blues

Our five-and-a-half year old grandson is sorting his coloured textas into groups.

He picks up the bundle with every shade of blue. He can just about get both hands around it.

"Look at all these blues", he says.

"My goodness, that's an awful lot of blues", I say. "I don't think I've ever seen that many blues before".

He heaves a sigh and says, "Sometimes you can have too many blues in your life."

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Piano Rolls Update

Well they didn't arrive. And the longer I waited, the more they didn't turn up.

The vendor tried to track them down but with no luck, so refunded the money before being asked to.

Somewhere in Australia there is a lonely box of Pianola rolls looking for a good home. I wonder if it will surface one day?

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Kindness of Strangers

I am amazed and delighted at the kindness of random strangers.

Last week I bought some vintage pianola rolls on eBay - as you do. Saturday afternoon I got a message saying the order had been sent.

Sunday lunchtime I got a phone call from a complete stranger in Sydney who was standing next to a mail box in a street in Cremorne. On top of the mail box was a large parcel addressed to me. It was in full public view, just sitting on top of a mail box in a busy street where hundreds of people were walking past, many eyeing the parcel with varying degrees of curiousity or caution.

It had my name and address clearly showing and the unknown Good Samaritan had gone to the trouble of looking up my phone number online and calling me to see if he could help.

Once we'd worked out what it probably was and that neither of us were hoaxers, we tried to figure out a way we could get it back on track. Being Sunday, the post office was closed and wouldn't re-open until Tuesday because Monday was the Australia Day holiday. The anonymous helper couldn't hang around and didn't know anyone in the street with whom he could leave it until I'd sorted out the next step. I asked if maybe he could leave it in a nearby shop if there was one open and let me know the location so I could follow-up later.

That is how we've left it. Meanwhile I've messaged the vendor via eBay asking if it actually is the parcel meant for me, and how come it ended up sitting on top of a public mail box in Cremorne.

I'll keep you posted when I know some more about what's going on.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Coming to Australia part 2

I counted 78 forms I had to fill in during my application period in order to get to Australia.

On several of them I answered "No" to the question "Do you need accommodation on your arrival in Australia?" And on dozens of them I put the address where I would b
e staying.

Nevertheless, as I disembarked the aircraft, there was a very nice woman waiting at the bottom of the steps to take me to the migrant hostel in Woodville.

I explained that I didn't need to go to the hostel and my accommodation was all arranged.

She was quite insistent, to the point of grabbing my arm and trying to pull me towards a waiting van. I stood my ground. Pointing to a group people waiting at the gate I said, "See those people over there? That's my wife's family. I'm going to stay with them." And much to her consternation I walked over to join them.

About five weeks later, in my new teaching job, I got talking to one of the other new teachers and we discovered we had arrived in Adelaide on the same day. He and his wife were staying at the hostel while waiting to move into a new house that was being built.

I told him about the incident with the welcoming party and the attempt to drag me to the hostel.

He said, "Oh, you're that Ian Short! They are still laying a place for you in the dining hall."

Coming to Australia part 1

On this day, 45 years ago, I arrived in Australia.

It was a stinking hot day and after 36 hours in the air from London via New York, Los Angeles, Hawaii and Fiji, I met my wife's Adelaide family for the first time.

Immediately, my new brother-in-laws whisked me over the road to the pub. One asked the barman, "A schooner for our Pommy brother-in-law".

"Oh, you're a Pom", said the barman. "How long have you been in Australia?"

"Twenty minutes", I replied.

"What do you think of the place?"

I must have given the right answer because not only did I get an ice-cold beer, I'm still here in this astonishing country forty-five years later.