Tuesday, December 01, 2020
Covid QR Check-in App, Day 1.
Sunday, November 08, 2020
Darmok and Jalad Revisited.
Rudd & Turnbull on Insiders; Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra. It feels like déjà vu watching Rudd & Turnbull on Insiders this morning. Here's a link to my post inspired by a similar situation in November 2012:
https://ianshort.blogspot.com/2017/05/darmok-and-jalad-at-tanagra.html
Thursday, November 05, 2020
Covid Test.
Back from Covid test. Negative, thank goodness, just a heavy cold. Thanks go to the dedicated and professional team at the Victoria Park drive-through testing station who also loved the Bundarra mask. A percentage of every Bundarra sale goes to The MaraWay, an indigenous non-for-profit with a focus on community outreach.
Wednesday, November 04, 2020
The People Have Spoken...
I am reminded of Bill Clinton's words: "The American people have now spoken, but it’s gonna take a little while to determine exactly what they said.”
Tuesday, November 03, 2020
Trump and magicians.
Friday, October 23, 2020
New Line-up.
Saturday, October 17, 2020
First band outing in months...
First band outing in months since the easing of covid restrictions. Now called Cold Sweat, we played at a Saturday Session at The Gov. Thanks to Richard Tonkin, the SA Live Music Club and Stephen Rees (on bass) for the video.
Also best wishes to Andrew Storer, vocalist and guitar player, who is retiring from the band after 12 years of rocking along, and Tom Symons, lead guitar and vocals, who is taking a break due to work commitments.
Friday, October 16, 2020
We took my granddaughter to the library today.
The book is "Singing in the Rain", a picture book based on the lyrics of the famous song and musical.
Naturally after the first few pages my grown-up daughter and I started happily and heartily performing the song, much to the delight of the little one and the amazement and amusement of other library users.
Tuesday, October 06, 2020
50 years on...
Fifty years ago today, Ann and I first met on Notting Hill Gate tube station in London. We went for a drink in a now vanished pub in nearby Portobello Road.
Tuesday, June 02, 2020
Blast you, Phil Rickman. Why are you so good?
*Note: Phil Rickman is the author of numerous novels, including the Merrily Watkins mysteries published in the UK by CORVUS/ATLANTIC. He lives near Ross-on-Wye in the Border country where the series is set.
Monday, June 01, 2020
Digital Native.
My two-and-a-bit-year-old granddaughter is fiddling with her gran's iPad looking for ABC Kids iView.
She is not familiar with the layout so she activates the voice control and tells the device, "Siri, I need Peppa Pig!"
Siri responds with her unfailingly cheerful voice, "This is what I found for you."
And displays the Pink Pig Wine Bar.
Saturday, March 07, 2020
Bearing Witness to Climate Change
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Yes, nurse.
Our two-and-a-bit year old granddaughter has become used to seeing me with my arm in a sling. After eight weeks it has become a normal part of her world. She recites its history and rules of engagement: "Arrow break arm. Doctor fix arm. Arm very hurt. No bang Arrow arm."
Last week was the first time she saw me take it out of the sling to do some of the prescribed physio exercises. She stopped dead in her tracks, looked very worried, pointed to the sling and ordered, "Arrow, put hand in!"
Monday, December 23, 2019
Birth of a Legend
"Arrow?"
"I tell them it's your secret superhero name."
Near enough - it was my now-declassified code-name back in the day.
"Retired superhero," I correct him. "You've got two retired superhero grandfathers, Arrow and Jedda."
(Grandfather Karel is actually "Děda" which is Czech for 'Grandpa' but sounds as if it belongs to the same word group as 'Jedi' with its heroic overtones.)
With a suitably serious and thoughtful expression I say, "I wonder what your secret superhero name will be when you're bigger?" (I come from a proud line of straight-faced story-tellers and yarn spinners). "I guess you'll find out when the time comes."
"Anyway", I say, "what were you going to ask?"
"What happened to your arm?"
Suddenly I realise that although he was right in the middle of the mêlée, he is the only person who didn't actually see what happened. One second he was running around having fun, next second he was on the ground in a tangle of arms, legs, hosepipe and people screaming.
I say, "Remember when we were having a water fight yesterday, and chasing each other with the hosepipe?"
"Yes."
"And then we all got tangled in the hose and fell down?"
"Yes."
"Well, we were running very fast and were going to fall into the wall, so I put my arm out to stop us crashing into it. But we hit it so hard my arm broke."
He thinks about it for a moment, then his eyes widen.
"You sacrificed your arm to save us!"
For a moment I think perhaps I should unwind this a bit. But then I speculate on what he is going to tell his classmates when they return to school next year and are asked to describe what happened in the holidays.
"My superhero granddad Arrow sacrificed his arm to save me."
I think we can live with that.
Sunday, December 22, 2019
Them's the Breaks
The family evacuated their home in the Adelaide Hills and came to stay with us during last week's catastrophic bushfire period. In the evening of the hottest day, after the grandkids had been cooped inside all day, we got outside when the back garden was in shade and were having one of the best water battles, chasing each other with the hose and having a lovely time.
In one skirmish we all got tangled up, tripped, and I put my hand out to stop us crashing into a wall. I straight-armed into the wall, my shoulder sort of imploded and I went down in a screaming heap. I do not mean that figuratively.
My family is amazing; elder daughter took charge and called triple 0 while getting me and everyone else organised.
Caroline and Mary, the two brilliant ambos, got the worst of the pain under control and it took them plus a couple of firies whom they called in from a nearby job to get me onto a gurney, out of the garden and into the ambulance
I was admitted to the ED at the new RAH immediately, no queues or ramping on what was a very busy night.
Could not fault the staff or the care I got - all were excellent. Perhaps it would be good if politicians, decision-makers and quick-on-the-draw critics were compelled to spend a night as an observer in ED to see just what the staff have to put up with and how they go about looking after all kinds of people calmly and professionally.
Long story short - I have a very messy fracture of the head and neck of the humerus with bits and fragments generously scattered here and there. As the doc said, "You made a good job of it".
The bad news is that there is no procedure to fix it, just a collar and cuff sling, time, gritted teeth and occasional pain relief when it gets too bad.
Sleeping is a challenge, as is standing and sitting.
I was discharged the next morning with my sling and prescription and am now home. I think I am in for an interesting Christmas and New Year.
Saturday, October 05, 2019
The Blues
Our five-and-a-half year old grandson is sorting his coloured textas into groups.
He picks up the bundle with every shade of blue. He can just about get both hands around it.
"Look at all these blues", he says.
"My goodness, that's an awful lot of blues", I say. "I don't think I've ever seen that many blues before".
He heaves a sigh and says, "Sometimes you can have too many blues in your life."
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Piano Rolls Update
Sunday, January 27, 2019
Kindness of Strangers
I am amazed and delighted at the kindness of random strangers.
Last week I bought some vintage pianola rolls on eBay - as you do. Saturday afternoon I got a message saying the order had been sent.
Sunday lunchtime I got a phone call from a complete stranger in Sydney who was standing next to a mail box in a street in Cremorne. On top of the mail box was a large parcel addressed to me. It was in full public view, just sitting on top of a mail box in a busy street where hundreds of people were walking past, many eyeing the parcel with varying degrees of curiousity or caution.
It had my name and address clearly showing and the unknown Good Samaritan had gone to the trouble of looking up my phone number online and calling me to see if he could help.
Once we'd worked out what it probably was and that neither of us were hoaxers, we tried to figure out a way we could get it back on track. Being Sunday, the post office was closed and wouldn't re-open until Tuesday because Monday was the Australia Day holiday. The anonymous helper couldn't hang around and didn't know anyone in the street with whom he could leave it until I'd sorted out the next step. I asked if maybe he could leave it in a nearby shop if there was one open and let me know the location so I could follow-up later.
That is how we've left it. Meanwhile I've messaged the vendor via eBay asking if it actually is the parcel meant for me, and how come it ended up sitting on top of a public mail box in Cremorne.
I'll keep you posted when I know some more about what's going on.
Thursday, January 24, 2019
Coming to Australia part 2
On several of them I answered "No" to the question "Do you need accommodation on your arrival in Australia?" And on dozens of them I put the address where I would be staying.
Nevertheless, as I disembarked the aircraft, there was a very nice woman waiting at the bottom of the steps to take me to the migrant hostel in Woodville.
I explained that I didn't need to go to the hostel and my accommodation was all arranged.
She was quite insistent, to the point of grabbing my arm and trying to pull me towards a waiting van. I stood my ground. Pointing to a group people waiting at the gate I said, "See those people over there? That's my wife's family. I'm going to stay with them." And much to her consternation I walked over to join them.
About five weeks later, in my new teaching job, I got talking to one of the other new teachers and we discovered we had arrived in Adelaide on the same day. He and his wife were staying at the hostel while waiting to move into a new house that was being built.
I told him about the incident with the welcoming party and the attempt to drag me to the hostel.
He said, "Oh, you're that Ian Short! They are still laying a place for you in the dining hall."
Coming to Australia part 1
It was a stinking hot day and after 36 hours in the air from London via New York, Los Angeles, Hawaii and Fiji, I met my wife's Adelaide family for the first time.
Immediately, my new brother-in-laws whisked me over the road to the pub. One asked the barman, "A schooner for our Pommy brother-in-law".
"Twenty minutes", I replied.
"What do you think of the place?"
I must have given the right answer because not only did I get an ice-cold beer, I'm still here in this astonishing country forty-five years later.


